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- Kalau isteri bergaji RM3K dan kau bergaji RM4K, ingat household income is not RM7K but it remains RM4k. That’s the math of happy marriage.
- No matter how right you are, minta maaf dulu walaupun kita tak bersalah. Say sorry and straight masuk dapur cuci periuk. Forgive our lovely wife all time. It takes training guys.
- Jangan mengeluh kalau tunaikan tanggungjawab. Jangan sekali pernah cakap penat kalau tunaikan amanah sebagai suami.
- Wife first, anak second. Anak first, kerja second.
- Jangan tinggikan suara serentak. Ikut turn. Unless periuk kat dapur terbakar.
- Gigit lidah, paksa jugak zip mulut bila dia buat sesuatu yang tidak kena dengan mata kita. Terima itu kekurangan dia.
- Jangan tidur dalam keadaan marah. Cinta tak padamkan kemarahan, tapi kesabaran boleh matikan api kemarahan. Selamat datang ke alam kesabaran.
- Bila dia buat salah, kau minta maaf. Bila kau buat salah, kau minta maaf. Simple.
- Wife never think about divorce, murder yes. Live together elok2.
- rule to stay together no matter what is first; stay together; and second; no matter what.
- Kalau berbeza pendapat, terima pendapat dia. Trust your wife six sense.
- Keep the house clean. Keep the sex dirty. hiks.
- Jangan happy lebih-lebih dengan member. Never show your happiness.
- Guys, the toughest job in the whole world is jaga anak. Acknowledge it! This is fact.
- tidak akan ada pergaduhan bila suami duduk lipat baju depan TV. Mustahil berlaku apa-apa pertengkaran situasi itu.
- Kalau kecil hati dengan isteri, ingat Allah sayang kita – Ebit Lew.
- Jangan sesekali letak apa-apa expectation selepas kahwin. Marriage is like walking in the park. Jurassic Park.
- Weekend je ambil alih kerja jaga anak. Dari anak bangun sampai anak tidur. Weekend je pun.
- Dont show your tears. Kan Allah sayang kita. Kekuatan kita hanya pada Dia. Bukan dear. lol.
- kalau dia tak sure nak makan nasi atau mee, buy both. Don’t risk it.
- jangan tangguh apa keinginan isteri. Keep your mouth shut and keep your wallet open.
- Don’t try to explain your financial position. Manage it. Kalau short setiap bulan, ingat kan Allah sayang kita?
- Solat
- Minta pendapat isteri dalam apa jua keputusan.
- Jangan cuba build your six pack while your wife is busy babysitting your children.
- Jangan suka bagi statement tergantung. Always finish your word with yes, i’ll buy it.
- Don’t change your routine, don’t change anything suddenly.
- Be strong when she is weak.
- Never cheat. Be loyal. With the dishes and laundry, no time lah for other things.
- Never expect isteri faham kita. Apa-apapun, Allah sayang kita. Allah sayang kita guys.
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